Monday, May 16, 2005
Bathroom Diving
Sometimes, having an indoor pool is great. You don't have to worry about the weather or the time of the day when you want to take a swim.
Of course, one of the disadvantages is the low ceilings.
Luckily for Maura, she's been working on a secret military experiment that allows her to walk through walls - or dive through ceilings.
Forgiveness
Elizabeth couldn't stand the thought of going behind Fiona's back any longer. She knew that Fiona would never forgive her for what she and Sheldon had done, but her conscience was bothering her.
"Fiona, I have something I have to tell you. I... well... (gulp)... I tried to seduce Sheldon a few months ago. It's been weighing on my mind all this time. I couldn't live with it anymore and had to tell you. But don't worry. Sheldon is a good man and turned me down. Please, tell me that you can forgive me."
Fiona sobbed, "Oh, Aunt Elizabeth. I have to admit that I thought something had been going on. I've been so worried. I'm so glad he kept our vows! I... You're my Aunt and I love you. So yes, I... I forgive you."
Frederick misses his Mother
Frederick rushes in to the house to tell the family about his promotion only to be told that his Mother had just died. He knows that she lived a long full life but he will miss her so much.
Sheldon watches Frederick try to pull himself together. He will miss Elizabeth too, but no one can ever find out how much. And why.